I GOT BORED OKAY
IM NOT OBSESSED WITH GATSBY not at all
Rae was in the kitchen doing dishes when she heard the doorbell ring. If it was seriously that little paperboy demanding she order The SimCity Republic in return for her accidentally running over his bike she was gonna kick his ass. It’s not like he’s diligent with the paper, plus the comics are always missing and it’s not like the neighborhood cat is much for The Family Circus.
She swiftly opened the door with a look of distaste on her face until she realized who it was at the door.
"Sebastian?! You’re here? I had just called you this morning! How’d you get here so fast?"
"Well I actually had the intention of suprising you but you beat me to it when I got your phone call. You miss me already?" He said with smirk on his face.
"Hardly." she laughed as she gave him a hug. He smelt like musky mahogany and apples. The hug lingered a bit longer then she had intended and awkwardly laughed it off and shook his hand as she invited him inside.
Sebastian: Hey Rae! I heard you needed someone to help you study art forms. Well, I’m here to help!
Rae: You do understand that in order to study I need to analyze the naked body right?
Sebastian: That’s why I’m here.
Rae: Oh..errm… why not?
EVERYONE: “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!”
Sebastian: “Oh shit. Sunscreen made my hands slippery. Shitshitshitshit.”
Rae: “OW. What the hell man? Why are you even wearing sunscreen. We’re indoors.”
Sebastian: “Well I figured since everyone was wearing their bathing suits I might as well be safe.”
Early Monday morning Rae’s housemates decided to come into her room while she was sleeping and hang out there.
Needless to say, Rae was not happy about it.
Rae: “WHAT HAPPENED TO PRIVACY AND CIVIL RIGHTS. THIS IS THE 90’s”
Rad shirt kid: “Come on man, let’s go. She’s about to get political.”
Plaid collared kid: “Bet you 20 bucks she’s PMS-ing.”
So the first thing Rae wanted to do was check out the scenery and maybe get some inspiring quiet time. When she got in her car, these three random strangers from her dorm decided to hop in too…
*SNORTS IN LAUGHTER*
Thinking to herself- Jesus spelled backwards sounds like sausage.
I just had a flashback of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban through this screenshot. GLOOM STATUS @ uni